Fms Edit Meaning

1.

Stands for "fecal management system" in the hospital. It is a tube stuck up the anus of someone in the hospital if they are not capable of asking for a bedpan when they need. Used as something derogatory to call a person you don't like by hospital workers.

"I hate that bitch, she is such a FMS."

See bitch, whore, asshole, bastard, hospital, bedpan, anus, diarrhea

2.

abbreviation for the phrase "fuck me sideways"

Used during a time of aggression when something doesn't go according to plan, not actually as a command.

The abbreviation is generally used so parental figures don't know wtf you're saying.

Person 1: I heard you got rejected by that fly ass bitch.

Person 2: Yeah...FMS.

See fuck, me, sideways, fmita

3.

Fuck My Shit.

can be used in many ways. As a term of Confusion,Surprise or just to show boredom.

example 1: fms, what are you guys talking about???

example 2: fms that really happened!!! :O

example 3: fms, i'm going to bed -_-

See fms, fuck, my, shit, bored

4.

Foot in Mouth Syndrome:

When you add something to a conversation, which is followed by an awkward silence...

Then you know that you should have kept your mouth shut.

Guy: Your sister is hot

Chick: .......

Guy: (oh that fuckin FMS... shouldn't have said that)

See silence, slips, verbal

5.

Fear of Missing Something

"She didn't know which of the three parties to go to, she had a bad case of FMS"

See anxiety, fear

6.

fuck my school

These papers are so over whelming fms

See fml, fu, fts, fma, bs, rofl

7.

FOREVER MAKING SOUND or FMS is an elite team of hip hop artists from South Jersey

Tone Carbone, DCvin, Blast-4-Me, Grimey McFinney:

"You did you hear that new FMS production?"

See jayray

1.

The tendency to jump on someone new who is decently attractive, or just a member of the opposite sex, upon their entrance or introduction. FMS is found in both genders but much more prevalent in males, those with it can easily be spotted in internet chatrooms, forums, bars and/or any type of group gathering scene.

Upon the entrance of a new female into a chatroom, suddenly all the idle male chatters begin chatting with her. Trying to score brownie points with her by pretending to be concerned or interested in what she has to say.

2.

been the newest person to enter a jail, and all the other innmates are after you

mum: "billy got sent to jail, turns out he had FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)"

dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"

See meat, juicy, tender