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1. Space in a resume template retarded people leave on their resume instead of filling in thier name.
Employer: "Gee, I just don&a..
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Little brown pieces that fall out of your anus whilst straining, usually over a toilet.
I'm just going to let out a few bum nugget..
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When someone uses their hand when fellating you instead of deep throating
I had to kick Sarah out of my bedroom and called Kimberly ove..