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When one takes a shit in a sock and proceeds to beat someone in the face with it.
Boyfriend: Oh, Happy Birthday Sweetheart
Girlfriend:..
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To take a gummer of blow with cooking grease on it.
The only surface available for us was a cooking sheet, which happened to be used, s..
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The last day of a work week due to an extended weekend. The day before said weekend. Same as virtual Friday.
Yeah! Three day weekend t..