Foam Roller Edit Meaning

1.

A type of Foamy cotton ball used to clean up blood discharge after an intense go at anal sex.

Lauren needed two bags of foam rollers when her and Jeff Ladd were done in bed.

2.

A type of erotic dance club, usually found in Europe, that has machines which emit foam from the ceiling, allowing gay couples to rub together and be clean.

Doug Lyons and I often visit the local foam roller, where we sodomize each other in a paroxysmal splendor of foamy passion.

3.

An instrument used to relieve pain on legs from anal sex

Also for homosexual pleasure

Lauren needed a foam roller after a night with Alex Ford

4.

something meatballs should stick up his ass

meatballs should eat a fucking foamroller