Fobilcious Edit Meaning

1. When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets. I heard the mattress parakeet..

1. To toy with, jiggle or rub. Also, genital frottage. "Any chance of an aul' futer?" "Dekky, quit futerin' with..

1. pseudo derogatory term describing a person with hearing aids. ear cripple: i don't like you bystander: i don't wanna hear it..