Fobio Edit Meaning

1.

adjective and noun. gender neutral. singular and plural. someone who is fabulously a fob; someone who is an extreme fob

Homeboy 1: Yo Homes, check out that dude over there.

Homeboy 2: Which one?

Homeboy 1: The brotha' who can't speak a word of English, is wearin the gold rimmed glasses, is mad skinny, has got the polo shirt tucked into those dress pants he wears everyday, and has a crew cut.

Homeboy 2: Hahaha. That dude is such a fob.

Homeboy 1: Naw, bro'. He's fobio.

2.

An acronym for Frequently Outwitted By Inanimate Objects. Related to the French saying "Les choses sont contre nous" or "things are against us". See "Report on Resistentialism" by Paul Jennings, a parody of the existentialist movement of the early 20th century. resistentialism

The job would have been done in 10 minutes if I hadn't been fobio.

See resistentialism, things, objects, existentialism

3.

the wrong way to spell fabio

fabio has a COOL leather jacket, smells like SHIT, and is super cool