What is Fobio?
1.
adjective and noun. gender neutral. singular and plural. someone who is fabulously a
Homeboy 1: Yo Homes, check out that dude over there.
Homeboy 2: Which one?
Homeboy 1: The brotha' who can't speak a word of English, is wearin the gold rimmed glasses, is mad skinny, has got the polo shirt tucked into those dress pants he wears everyday, and has a crew cut.
Homeboy 2: Hahaha. That dude is such a fob.
Homeboy 1: Naw, bro'. He's fobio.
2.
An acronym for Frequently Outwitted By Inanimate Objects. Related to the French saying "Les choses sont contre nous" or "things are against us". See "Report on Resistentialism" by Paul Jennings, a parody of the existentialist movement of the early 20th century.
The job would have been done in 10 minutes if I hadn't been fobio.
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3.
the wrong way to spell
fabio has a COOL leather jacket, smells like SHIT, and is super cool
