Fobit

What is Fobit?

-someone who stays on the F.O.B. (forward operating base)and lives by all the silly little rules that make no sense in a combat zone.

-someone who stays on the F.O.B. the whole deployment and buys all the shit at the PX.

-the one guy who's uniforms are the cleanest while in Iraq or Afganistan

soldier #1-"Hey there where is your reflective belt? You need to have it on at night!"

soldier #2-"Shut up you damn fobit, I actually go out of the wire while you sit behind your desk all day!"

See fob, fobtastic

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