Fockets

What is Fockets?


1.

Pocket-looking imitations on jackets/coats/pants that seem useful in storing various items such as cold hands or an appetizing sandwich but in truth are just decorative flaps on the outside sewn up in a fashion similar to the appearance of real pockets.

Troyka: "Hey, can I store my brand new flabulator in your pocket?"

Ronald: "Sorry dude, it's a focket."

My grandma died the other day due to an insufficient amount of heat to her hands. This was due to the abundance of fockets on her brand new pigeon coat she was wearing. My friend Mark gladly gave her a pearl necklacein honor of her death.


92

Random Words:

1. you know that thing that sticks out between a man's legs? that Jeff's jackflap is huge See jack, flap, flapjack, oats, goats..
1. UA - Unauthorized Absence SSgt. - "Smith" PFC Smith - "Here" SSgt. - "Stewart" Sgt. Lexington - "..
1. When you can feel the awkwardness through the internet "Last night i was talking to him on myspace, and we had nothing to talk abo..