Fockets

What is Fockets?


1.

Pocket-looking imitations on jackets/coats/pants that seem useful in storing various items such as cold hands or an appetizing sandwich but in truth are just decorative flaps on the outside sewn up in a fashion similar to the appearance of real pockets.

Troyka: "Hey, can I store my brand new flabulator in your pocket?"

Ronald: "Sorry dude, it's a focket."

My grandma died the other day due to an insufficient amount of heat to her hands. This was due to the abundance of fockets on her brand new pigeon coat she was wearing. My friend Mark gladly gave her a pearl necklacein honor of her death.


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