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A quarterback that isn't very good at throwing but can run like the wind. Typically of the african american persuasion.
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The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to ..
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The woman takes a dump and gives the man a blowjob simultaneously. The cucumber serves the part of the pun here as there are two long h..