Fogey Porn

What is Fogey Porn?

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When you walk in on Gramps at the rest home and he's getting a blowie from Aunt Bee.

My Grandpa got dementia so we had to stick him in a nursing home. Now he's banging hotties like a fool. "Damn gramps you better slow that shit down," "STFU, sonny and just keep the camera rolling. I gots me a Fogey Porn website to keep up".

See rule 34, eye bleach, tmi, mindrape, grody

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