What is Fogey Porn?
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When you walk in on Gramps at the rest home and he's getting a blowie from Aunt Bee.
My Grandpa got dementia so we had to stick him in a nursing home. Now he's banging hotties like a fool. "Damn gramps you better slow that shit down," "STFU, sonny and just keep the camera rolling. I gots me a Fogey Porn website to keep up".
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