What is Fogey Porn?
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When you walk in on Gramps at the rest home and he's getting a blowie from Aunt Bee.
My Grandpa got dementia so we had to stick him in a nursing home. Now he's banging hotties like a fool. "Damn gramps you better slow that shit down," "STFU, sonny and just keep the camera rolling. I gots me a Fogey Porn website to keep up".
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Substitute for dick, slang for penis.
Perv: Can I stick my floob stick in your floob hole?
Fit person: Floob no, get the floob away!
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1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.
2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.
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