What is Foitys?
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Fear of "I told you so". A derivative of FOMO (fear of missing out), FOITYS afflicts people who want to try something unconventional but are afraid if they are proven wrong people will say "I told you so."
Person A: I am considering moving to the East side.
Person B: But that is so GU!!
Person A: Great, now I have FOITYS
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All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.
"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"
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The cool, hip, southwest version of "not your mother."
"Whose mama is that?"
"That's nacho mama!"
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