Foldie

What is Foldie?


1.

A sandwich made from a single piece of bread, folded over.

Not to be confused with "a half a sandwich", as foldies naturally taste better due to their unique construction and title.

Hey dude, I brought some egg salad but I'm short on bread, want a foldie?

See folded, sandwich, sammich, half, egg salad

2.

Sexual relations with the folded over skin of a morbidly obese man or woman.

Don's gut has gotten so big he is able to give himself a foldie.

See obese, fold, sex, skin, relations

3.

A contraction of "Fat" and "Oldie" -- meaning one of those grumbling, fat old people that fill up that belovedly flawed island called "Britain". They can usually be found in couples riding bikes or on cruise ships. The females of the species tend to sport short, dyed ginger hair, yellow tinted glasses and woefully tasteless clothes. Their husbands (A person with whom "fold" women make a pact never to have sexual intercoursewith) are more often then not called George, and are tall and skinny with massive ears and shrivelled faces. They also have a penchant for either gold or fishing depending on the specimen.

Elliot: Hey Pete, check out those foldies over there! Naaaaaasty!

Pete: Ewww, gross! Those legs.... Yuckaroo!

See fat, old, grotesque, elderly, boring, obese


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