Folsom Edit Meaning

1.

the most awfully stereotypical american town ever. a suburban hell where rich white kids pretend to be ghetto and create fake drama to add interest to their otherwise dull lives.

Living in folsom is comparable to having one's body eaten slowly by an incurable disease.

2.

1. A much-maligned burb of Sacramento. It is the locale of the Folsom State Prison, which, contrary to a daffynition written by a prospective inmate from Hellay, is not named Pelican Bay.

2. A location in New Mexico near which the Folsom Man and Folsom Point were discovered. The man lived during an ice age, and the pointis considered to be the most advanced stone agespear point ever discovered.

3. A community in Louisianafrom which a serialarsonist waged a campaign of at least 70 arsons.

1. I'm not sure why peeps whineso much about Folsom, when Sacratormento is so close. Is it because their Daddies are in the slammer, or is it because their Daddies work at the slammer and come home every night and take out their frustrations on them?

2. When archaeologists found a Folsom Point embedded in the bone of a woolly mammoth, they were finally able to prove that man lived during the ice age.

3. It's not like Louisiana had enough problems after Katrina, is it? They had to have a serial arsonist too.

See folsom, prison, sacramento, california, new mexico, louisiana, arson, arsonist, archaeology, slammer

3.

A boogie in the butt.

Folsom- Sodomy

See from, sodomy

4.

Lame ass town North of Covington. Full of rednecks and wanna be gangstas. Nothing but trailer parks and farms.

Randy: "Ay man"

John: "Howdy"

Randy: "Whatchu doin tonight?"

John: "I aint know yet. Goin cow tippin in Folsom prolly"

See folsom, redneck, wannabe, chs

5.

A skinny Joint Or cigarette. Definition comes from inmates currently serving time in Folsom state prison, who have small stashes of either marijuana or tobacco and roll skinny or tiny joints.

Richard: Hey Billy go twist up a fatty.

Billy: Ok (Five minutes pass)

Billy: Hey lets put this down.

Richard: Holy Folsom, scraping the bottom of the bag or what?

See weed, piner, tiny, funny, weak

6.

Bullshit excuse for a suburbian town, with no places to go.

Every little high-school, preppy bitch has a fucking Ford Mustang, and parades it around in an attempt to have any sense of aesthetics or speed.

7.

Wackest city in the country.

We kicked some Folsom wannabe gangsta's the other day.