Fomp

What is Fomp?


1.

truly popularised by comic artist iharthdarth on livejournal verbalising the sound you would hear when Vader falls flat on his face.

Palpatine: 'Walk forth my minion!' Vader: FOMP

Palpatine: 'OK yeah, we're going to have to work on that entrance there kiddo.'

2.

The sound made when falling flat on one's face after a complete plastic surgery makeover. A la Darth Vader uon reconstrunction.

First seen: iharthdarth comics on Livejournal

"Dude, they powered him up and he then he just fell. With a huge fomp."

3.

fomping is when a girl stands on her head while pooping and lets it run into her vagina, and then proceeds to have intercourse. i had to make up a definition for this word because pornolize uses it, and neither i nor any of my friends have been able to find a definition for it.

i think you can figure it out from the definition...


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