F.o.m.s

What is F.o.m.s?

1.

the fear of missing something.

A bad case of the FOMS kept me distant and aloof at my great-aunt's 90th birthday dinner, as I texted my girlfriends for minute by minute updates on their wild night out.

Trish (at the 90th birthday party): Text to all her friends.

Hey guys.

Whats going on?

Who is there?

Is Mike there?

Who is he with?

Someone answer me. I am suffering from the F.O.M.S hardcore right now.

No response from freinds, because they are all busy.

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