What is Fon?
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FON Stands for Freak Of Nature. Usually used to describe a fool that laughs by themselves in the corner.
'Hahahahaha... Bananas ...hahaha'
'Oh my god, Ben is SUCH a FON, laughing in the corner about bananas!'
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2.
fon; freak of Nature; person whom is considered a freak by the freakiest of freaks
whats up with that dude? dont worry he's just a fon
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3.
A freak of nature; they are closely tied to weird obsessions or behavior.
Stacey was a fon because she had long stringy hair that she never combed or washed.
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adjetive, a Freak Of Nature; some one who is retarded/a wierdo
Tom:Fred is like such a FON he collects hair for christs sake
Jake:totally dude don't stand to close to him too or he will try to bite....
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Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.
Kate Van Der Kann is a fon.
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When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.
Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man