What is Fonch?
1.
(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).
1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!
2.
verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.
My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.
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3.
Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness
Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!
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