Fonch

What is Fonch?


1.

(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).

1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?

2. Fonch-tastic!

2.

verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.

My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.

See molest, annoy, fondle, rub, handle

3.

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness

Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!

See Kenneth


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