What is Foner?
1.
A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.
I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"
2.
The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.
A food boner.
Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."
You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
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3.
A FO boner. FO meaning fake or partial, boner meaning erection.
Guy in class: God damn foner! When will it stop??
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4.
Faggot boner. Where a homosexual gets a boner off of another guy.
Neill just got a foner off of Willie.
5.
a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy
-"man i'm so fukin
zaked "
-"no ur not you foner"
6.
when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone
that oily phone gives me such a foner
