Foner Edit Meaning

1.

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"

2.

The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.

Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"

See food, boner, thanksgiving, mom, turkey, Abort

3.

A FO boner. FO meaning fake or partial, boner meaning erection.

Guy in class: God damn foner! When will it stop??

See annoying, fonner, partial

4.

Faggot boner. Where a homosexual gets a boner off of another guy.

Neill just got a foner off of Willie.

5.

a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy

-"man i'm so fukin zaked"

-"no ur not you foner"

6.

when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

that oily phone gives me such a foner