What is Fong?
1.
To strike or more specifically kick, taken from the film 'a knight's tale' where it is used by the character Watt (played by alan Tudyk)
I will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out, your entrails will become your extrails. Pain! lots of pain! (Watt to Chaucer)
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2.
Verb. To beat mercilessly.
Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.
I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...
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3.
N. To kick the crap out of.
Taken from the movie, "A Knight's Tale", where they seem to use that word a lot. Especially Watt. And Chaucer.
"I'll fong you in the arse!"
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4.
1. noun - a cunt that gets wet by the sight of large asian boys.
2. verb - to become wet.
3. adj - adjective reserved for fong-like things. one that sucks or blows in a manner that makes a "walter" wet in the asshole.
guy: oh my god, did you see that fong just now?
guy 2: yea, i think hes wet now.
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5.
An adult (one over 25) who acts like a freshman college student. Often cares not about others and uses people to get what he/she wants. Is often prone to screw-ups or screwing others over.
God that guy is such a fong, I am surprised he is friends with anyone.
Wow, your are such a corey fong!
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6.
A faux bong. Usually created by high school students, or stoners on the go. Made out of a plastic water bottle or other makeshift device. Can have real slide or a fide (foil slide).
Caitlin: I almost bong cruised down here from 508 but decided not to let them catch me ridin' dirty.
MacLovin': No worries. We can always rock a fong.
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7.
someone who is always there for you whenever you need them. Without a fongie-wongie life couldnt be any crazier
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