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another word for contact lens
MZ: stop rubbing your eyes...what the shit is up?
DD: my dang eye condum is annoying me, and it's i..
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When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her pe..
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Pressing Control-Alt-Delete on a computer keyboard to boot, reboot, or clear a program on the computer.
My computer stalled, so I h..
