Fonics Monkey

What is Fonics Monkey?


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A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum

Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh


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