What is Foobs?
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Term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake boobs. Often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.
"It's been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy."
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2.
Fake Boobs. Boobs that have undergone surgical enhancement, and are no longer real.
That chick has foobs
3.
FAKE breasts + where real BOOBS should be = Foobs
Ah, check out the nice foobs on her.
or,
Man those foobs are nasty, hope she got a refund.
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Meaning fake breasts. Coming from the slang word boobs. When a woman pays good money to have there breasts enlarged, or put into shape.
People might say, "oh that jordan, yeah foobs"
Or finally admitting to your partner that yo have foobs.
Also, "foobs cost way to much nowa days. When I got foobs...".
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Fat boobs
That guy has foobs.
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Comes from the words, 'Fat Boobs', or 'Fake Boobs'. Mainly described as, the 'Boobs of a Fat Chick'; to the average male, these would be considered Butch. I mean just completely gross. Almost as if, if this *female* were to not have been 'fat', her breasts would not be that big.
Boy to Girl: *Hey Tammy, who has the biggest boobs in our gym class? I mean you've showered with all of them, who do you think does?*
Girl to Boy: *Well, probably Cassie, or maybe Brooke.*
Boy to Boy: *Nah man, they dont count. Those are Foobs, not Boobs.*
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Foobs are really, really, fat boobs, belonging to girls who are fat, commonly with girls who also have
Check out that chick! Her foobs are a mile out!
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