What is Foochery?
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n.
1. Cowardice in the face of mild danger or petty authority.
2. Strained, awkward conversation between authority figures (band directors, police officers, etc.) and terrified bitches (see Fooch the Gooch.)
3. Pretending to be asleep to avoid a hotel clerk's admonitions to be quiet.
"ID? I don't have any ID on me, actually."
shows ID
"Wow, what foochery."
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(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
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