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To have your pet groomed at Petsmart or any other grooming place which returns the animal with bows tied or pinned on the ears.
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To viciously strike someone across the face with your penis. Creating a smacking or clap noise.
"I mushroom clapped my girl the ot..
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laughing my fucking ass off so much that i pee shit and shit pee
boy# 1: calls his friend hey dude
boy# 2: hey
boy# 1: i just saw thi..