What is Food Envy?
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When you go out for a meal and your friend/lover/family's food looks SO AWESOME you get incredibly jealous and stare at it all night/start stealing some it. Esp. if you can't decide what you want to eat or are on a diet.
You: Oh man that looks like an awesome steak!
Friend: Well you shouldn't have ordered salad then...
You: Damn food envy.
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