What is Food Nazi?
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noun-
One who insists on dictating what others should call themselves based upon their diets. The food nazi usually is very insecure and desperately strives to belong to an "elite" group of people (usually vegeterian or vegan), causing he/she to try and exclude as many people from that group as he/she can, by resorting to lowly and immature insults.
Food nazis should be approached with care, as their unstable and volatile state of mind could cause them to burst out into violence if they are of the suspicion that the other person is better than them, which is true for 99.99% of the population.
Bob: "Mmmmmm! this seafood plater sure looks tasty!"
Joe: "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!! If you eat fish you're a pescatarian! I'm a vegan, I'm amazing and morally superior to everyone everywhere! I am of equal rankins to God because I don't eat anything animal! You're a stupid pescatarian!!! FUCK YOU!!!"
Bob: "yo chill dude.....stop being such a fucking food nazi! You sound just like that Aaron MacGregor on Facebook...what a douchebag!"
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Someone who loves controlling the larder. See Carol in BB8
That Carol is a right food nazi - she's moaning about the lack of piccalili again!!
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a man who wroks at the reggie lewis center during track meets, patrolling to make sure that no one is eating any food or drinking anything other than water inside the building.
The food nazi said we could either chug the rest of our apple juice or throw it away.
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A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).
Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!
Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!
Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!
Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!
Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
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