Food Twins

What is Food Twins?


1.

Term used to express the gluttonous over-consumption of food wherein the level of consumption is sufficiently morbid to eclipse the quantity of a regular food baby.

*Fraternal food twins - eating two large but distinct meals in quick succession, resulting in two food babies

"Oh man, i ate soooo much. Forget a food baby, I think i'm carrying food twins!"

See food baby, gluttony, glutton, twins

2.

After eating an excessive amount of food, becoming so full that you appear and feel pregnant, past the point of a single food baby, you have developed food twins.

Fatty 1: "I ate so many chili cheese fries and cupcakes I got a food baby."

Fatty 2: "Dude, you think thats bad, I ate so many hot dogs I'm starting to think I have food twins."

See fat, full, gluttony, food baby, pregnant, twins, birth, uncomfortable, stomach


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