Fooderbate

What is Fooderbate?

1.

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbatingbut involving food and non-sexual

Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

See eating, food, hungry

2.

To fantasize about good food while eating crappy food. Similar to masturbatingin that you are fantasizing.

"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."

See eat, dream, masturbate, crave

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