What is Foodlegurd?
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A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that
foodlegurd , your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a
foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
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After having unprotected Butt Sex, the reciever (hopefully female) farts and all the jizim shoots out, and the process resembles a whale..
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When a male blows is load in a female's anus. Afterwards she takes a dump upon him thus sharting poopies and cream.
Last night aft..
