What is Foodlegurd?
1.
A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that
foodlegurd , your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a
foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
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While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shu..
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Have a shit, drop a turd, pinch a loaf, make a doo doo, evacuate ones bowels.
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to defecate
"Wait here a minute"..
