Foodlegurd

What is Foodlegurd?

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.

''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''

"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."

See semen, jizz, love explosion

L8tr

1. Later. 2. A word meaning later, by stupid people, trying to sound cool, or not realizing it is easier to just spell out the word. Bob..

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Jayda

1. dumb fuckin cunt jayda is a cheater. See whore, bitch, lesbian, gay, meaniehead 2. anotha word for a bitch hol up lil blunt let go ..

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