What is Foodlegurd?
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A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that
foodlegurd , your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a
foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
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Not solid.
Germany's less than cast Iron Schleiffan plan turned into trench warfare during WWII.
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Similar to the Cleavland Steamer. The act of laying a fat shit on a bitches chest.
One time I was fucking this bitch and she was like...
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A female Ivan Dunno.
Person 1: Whoa! Check out that hot babe!
Person 2: No one knows who she is. She's a total Ingrid Dunno.
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