What is Foodlegurd?
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A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that
foodlegurd , your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a
foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
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one of the two guitarists in slipknot, along with mick thompson; was in stone sour with corey taylor since 1992, hot as fuck and wears a..
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used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: take off the dress)
You're too tired to go out? Take off the skirt, dude..
