Foodlegurd

What is Foodlegurd?

A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.

''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''

"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."

See semen, jizz, love explosion

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