What is Foodlegurd?
1.
A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that
foodlegurd , your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a
foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
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An extremely potent and lingering fart after eating vegetables such as broccoli, carrots, or cawliflower.
After that salad bar I had so..
