What is Foodlegurd?
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A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that
foodlegurd , your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a
foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
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God damn bitch gave me a yucky boat
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