Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Vikings

1. Warriors of the North, that beat the living fuck out of the christians during the medieval times. Vikings are massive burly bearded men,..

Pooter Shooter

1. A shot of liquor taken from a womans behind Damn, that stipper gives the best Pooter Shooter. See drink, shot, liquor, stripper, juice..

Crapstar

1. Capstar is a stupid radio group made by Clear Channel there stations suck as hell and they play reggae on rock stations. They still play..

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