Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Zonic

1. One who is "zonic" is said to be incredibly awesome, often idolized. Chuck Norris is so zonic. See zonic, awesome, idol, mar..

Omelettized

1. when eggs are cooked sorta like an omelet but not really. i.e. the finished result is not an omelet but the bottom of the pan is still b..

Kusoo

1. Mispelled form of "Kso" , Wich means shit. "Kusoo, I crashed into him!" See kusoo, shit, kuso, damn, shimata..

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