Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Fadga

1. say this when talking of a friend who is so patheic he shouldnt even know what this word means god dammit fill you fadga..

Zhrink

1. Your first Ed Bull and Vodka is a "drink", your eighth is a "zhrink" Hey gemme another zhrink! No way dude, you&ap..

Threw A Coral

1. A massive rage fit by a new age traveller, preceded by phrases like "I'm not stupid" and "you shop at topman, what w..

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