Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Orangekrieg

1. The vicious and relentless pelting of oranges at another. The small old lady felt the wrath of orangekrieg for jay walking...

Bell Grande Shit

1. A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell a..

Yellowtail

1. (v.) To urinate into someone's ass while performing active anal sex. "Oh baby, it felt so good when you yellowtailed me last..

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