Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Unbelivafat

1. The state of being unbelievably fat. Too big to be pleasantly plump. 1.The dog was so unbelivafat it couldn't fit through the door..

Oh My Dayz

1. same as oh my god, oh my word, oh my lord, usually said in shock and said loudly oh my dayz dis is tick tock!..

Nickel Creekin\'

1. v. the inability to do actual work because all your time is spent listening to nickel creek. time is often spent enjoying, daydreaming,..

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