Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Ya Digg?

1. do u understand what I am saying, do u feel me. Jamal- I went to the movies with Sandra last night, ya digg? Tyrone- I feel you man. ..

Kick Dirt

1. To leave forcefully, to ditch "Leave then! Kick dirt!" See leave, get out, escape, bounce, ditch..

The Witness

1. While straddling your woman's upper thighs, you generously pour talcum powder into the deep into the crack of her ass, extend your ..

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