Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Somedutchguy

1. A guy in Holland who makes Carson Kressley look like John Wayne. SomeDutchGuy is such a fag. Ra! See discordian..

Yahooo

1. when you hall ass from a gas station whithout paying. Yell it when you leave. "Yahooo" See gas, cars, theft, teenage, drunk..

Icy Twat

1. When you put a condom on, dip it in Icy Hot, and then stick it in a cheating whore. That slut cheated on me so I gave her the icy twat!..

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