Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

100

Zabbalust

1. Arguably the most powerful spell in World of Warcraft Zabbalust Level Attained: 70 Race: Zabbanite Class: Any Cooldown: 30min Rank..

Pirate Dice

1. Nasty Teeth, Usually yellow or brown That girl was hot, but she had a mouth full of pirate dice See grill, teeth, pirate, dice, pearls..

Hoyay!

1. HoYay! is an abbreviation for 'homoeroticism yay!' - which is why it often retains an exclamation mark. Refers to subtext be..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Foodsturbation Edit Meaning