Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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A Load That Should Have Been Swallowed

1. a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT. The fat..

8 Wiper

1. a real messy shit that takes around 8 wipes to get a clean bit of toilet roll after youve wiped your arse. "How did it go?" ..

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1. An emoticon symbolizing a facepalm as immortalized by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Usually performed in response to a stupid question. Unde..

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