Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

100

Uber Wank

1. A bunch of raggle toothed, dick skinning, moon unit lovers who seem to get pleasure from watching an old hag who likes being German gogg..

Quaffaw

1. Hard flick of the Scrotal sack, intended to inflict pain on the subject "Ah, I just got quaffawed" See ball, sack, flick, hu..

Freak Child

1. a random person that does so strange things some times but is very nice and lovely very similar to noob you're such a freak child..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Foodsturbation Edit Meaning