Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Munchables

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Versailles

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Plessinger

1. A fat white kid with a really, REALLY small penis. You see that Plessinger over there? He's addicted to Gears of War 2. See gears..

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