Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?


1.

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.


100

Random Words:

1. An exclamation, expression extreme joy. OMG! A new car! Hurrah! w00tl3z!!..
1. A girl who is always crazy. She is really shy unless she knows you and usually has red hair. Is british and knows someone named Katrina...
1. Enjoys the company of men, especially black ones. "I drink men"..