Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Given A Riesen

1. When you're with your usual circle of stoner buddies, and one of them invited someone who, unfortunately, still has their stonergin..

Joru

1. a bulgarian faggot who comes on irc and tries to be cool around the real gangstas. Joru pulled a vlad and tried to suck my dick, when i..

Robby Worthington

1. cock blocker.... smart as hell...thinks abstinence is the answer. That teenager down the street looks like he would be a Robby Worthing..

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