Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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[primavera]

1. 1.italian derived word meaning cheap or stingy with money 2. slang term for homosexuals mainly towards the type of boots they wear 1. ..

Rutard

1. Like a retard,but worse. When you need to emphasise the fact that they have done somthing so stupid Allman you rutard, u just ran into ..

Dementing

1. 1. To make someone go crazy or insane 2. A very fun and entertaining website dementing 1. Those lights in the sky are so dementing 2...

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