Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Bong Throat

1. not necessarily cottonmouth: bong throat is when you take a monster (or just a bad) hit off a bong, and your throat gets so cashed, the ..

Quasiloid

1. A person who looks like they have Downs Syndrome, but does not. Man, that chick is a quasiloid. If I didn't know any better, I&ap..

Genital Tag

1. Genital tag is just like phone tag only it involves sex. It occurs when a man and a woman try to have sex but each person's genital..

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