Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Quirft

1. Pronounced: "qwa-er-ffed" or the way it's spelled The utter BEING of awsomeness. The word you use when there wasn't..

W.t.

1. White Trash Look at that guy, wife beater covered in mustard stains. He's totally W.T. See ashlee 2. the easiest way to call so..

Ribshurt

1. When you're laughing so hard that your ribs hurt and you can't speak properly. Instead of complaining that your ribs hurt, you..

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