Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Cocktailed

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Rusty Coat Hanger

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Snuhtz

1. N.Another name for a vagina. Adj. Awesome, cool, sick as fuck. N. Damn, look at that girls tight snuhtz. Adj. That's snuhtztasti..

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