Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Uneseptibal

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Buddha Rub

1. When a boy rubs a girls stomach for pleasure Mike loves to give caitlin Buddha rubs on the swing. See rub, buddha, swing, stomach, ple..

Ugly Women

1. The front side of the fruit bowl. (when you tuck your dick and nuts between your legs. That stripper looks like Schrum's ugly womm..

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