Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?


1.

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.


100

Random Words:

1. The most idiotest idiot in idiotdom. ZEN-KUTSADOSHI is an idiot...
1. flibis: the excess fat that is chopped of from weight loss surgery. It also is a very bad cuss word. 1. after the doctor cut off the f..
1. Look At Me Syndrome (L.A.M.S.)is a mental obsessive/compulsive disorder characterized by persistent and unremittant talking about onesel..