Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?


1.

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.


100

Random Words:

1. <v.> To have a desire, mild or strong, for someone or something. Not neccesarily sexual or violent. I'm fiendin' for so..
1. The only word that doesn't have any Google Search Results. I tried to google "Antrophormous" and the Urban Dictionary li..
1. The totally shitty feeling of being hungover after lots of beers the night before. This word is used when you still are in the morning ..