Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

Zyklol-b

1. Used in the lollercaust. Kind of like Zyklon-B, but you know...funny. "oh my god why are you poisoning those people!" "..

Bloody Snowman

1. A man shoots a load on his partners face. Then procedes to punch him/her in the nose making them bleed over the snow, hence, the bloody ..

Ate It Up

1. already den ate da pussy hell yea he ate muh shyt up..

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