Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Indo-european

1. A modern scholary name assigned by scholars to denote the theoretical ancestral population of most of the European countries, as well as..

Buttnug

1. A derogatory term, short for buttnugget, for those who like to abreve things. "Gah, Eric, quit being such a buttnug!" See je..

Monotheistic

1. Adj. Pertaining to a belief system with only one almighty god. Christianity, Islam, and Judaismare monotheistic...

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