Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

Persian Squirrel

1. The sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your ass after eating Persian food. I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian rest..

Electrosex

1. Using an electronic device that sends current through the penis to eventually result in orgasm These devices are sold by many sex shops..

Shity Shity Bang Bang

1. Bock low went over China once to America orrisedint in his own goo. Solemny bandaged from head to toe in his unparalel sadness...

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