Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Kaputalism

1. Capitalism when it is evidently not working well. The economic crisis is due to kaputalism . See capitalism, kaput, capital, greed, ec..

Necking Turds

1. Used to accuse someone of having remarkably bad breath Dude, get out of my personal space, smells like you've been necking turds. ..

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