Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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W.a.s.y.

1. A fantasy baseball situation in which your pitchers get a win and a save in the same game. Win and Save, Yessssssss!!!! With Greinke..

Ant Records

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Blew It

1. Making a huge mistake, popularized in American Pie after the Jim and Nadia scene You blew it you asshole! See screw up, screw the pooc..

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