Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

100

Triano

1. A term used in Italy meaning of african origin. Also used as a last name for italians. Did you see that black guy, i thought he was Tri..

Oldmo

1. When someone who isn't a teenager displays the traits often associated with emo My dad is so oldmo, perhaps I should hide the razo..

Jiggalicious

1. adj. a non-derogatory term describing a state of being of sufficient weight to jiggle when one walks or performs other basic physical ac..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Foodsturbation Edit Meaning