Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

100

United States Army Ranger

1. A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selectio..

Zootholomy

1. Russian origin. First coined during the Spanish Inquisition (zo-oth'-o-lo-my) (n) The scientific name for a leaf that has been s..

Ugs Pit

1. A place where rape,dick-ina-box, ICUMBLOOD,and fapping are answers to common problems. Never go here for comfort! A common dissusion on..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Foodsturbation Edit Meaning