Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?


1.

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.


100

Random Words:

1. interjection: A combination between w00t and tubular. The utmost of cool. syn: wootular "You're getting your driver's l..
1. taking a really ugly girls virginty "man that girl is ugly" "oh yeah! i dothing the hoe banger" See kristy..
1. the essence of perfection achieved by those named Paul. The lower the letter in the alphabet, the less happiness and perfection. fpau..