Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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418

1. Area code for Quebec city. Jreprésente le 418 YO See qc, quebec, québec, vagin, vulve, pilou, vomi 2. When a guy goes to a girl&apos..

W-lou

1. the well-known imaginary radio station that contains sporadically spouted trumpery by the one-and-only lou (of jer and lou). Trumpery to..

Monogamous Cheater

1. A married male or female who is having a fling or an affair with only one individual. Joe is a 'monogamous cheater'. He'..

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