Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Feeker

1. A slang term for fecal matter first originating on the internet and spreading the common world by storm. (ie. shit) "I have to go ..

Icky Sticky

1. Cervical mucus, as defined in the television series "Scrubs". My icky sticky is peaking, so now would be a premo time to impr..

Pimple Puss

1. a girl with acne everywhere. chest, head, feet, vagina, u name its there. Carol: "ya pimple puss had coitus with that girls bf.&qu..

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