Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Outside Smoker

1. In swimming or track, the athlete in the farthest lane is the slowest qualifier of the heat. He or she is expected to lose the race beca..

<33o-

1. a modification of <3 and <33, meaning "with a cherry on top" in addition to the original meanings of <3 and <33, b..

Zoobies

1. teeth. used in A Clockwork Orange. But Dr Brodsky had a loud long smeck (laugh) at that, showing all his white zoobies. See teeth, a ..

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