Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

100

Vulcanizer

1. To make the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" hand salute, then inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index ..

Hoodlicious

1. Very Hood, And Delicious - Hoodlicious Gangsta And GUTTA. Hoodlums - Hoodlicious See hood, gutta, hoodlum, gangster..

Queef Pie

1. The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus Omg I had a queef pie last night! See queef, pie, cunnili..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Foodsturbation Edit Meaning