Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Inebrinetworking

1. The act of getting very drunk at a bar or social event and passing out your business cards to random people, whom you believe during you..

Ultra Sound

1. When a guy shoots his wad on a girls stomach and spreads it around with an X-Box controller,PS2 controller,remote, or your limp cock. ..

Old Greggin'

1. V. When some douche bag is hitting on a woman and being really creepy about it, that douche bag is "Old Greggin" that woman. ..

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