Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Frumma

1. An orthodoox jew with long curled hair, derived because they are usually "frumm-a"nother country. Hey Richie, you need a hair..

32.oz

1. Beer for people who think cans are not enough fuckin weak-ass kevin threw up on just a 32.oz See 40, budweiser, natural ice, 32.oz..

Mr Penn

1. Definition for a teacher who is usually a stoner. "Look at that Mr Penn he's stoned as fuck" See mr, penn, stoned, ston..

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