Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Anysexual

1. One who’s sexual preference is not limited to man or woman or both. Targets include dinosaurs, rocks, fish, plankton, and balloons. Cha..

Queefquilts

1. The soft folds of skin in a woman's vagina I'd like to get between her queefquilts. See vagina, clam ditch, roast beef curta..

10:00 P.m.

1. A time where you should know where your children are! News Voice: Its 10:00 p.m., do your know where your children are? T.V. watcher: ..

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