Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

100

Vagalope

1. A derogatory phrase that is used to describe a person that is a: Vagina Adoring, Gangbang addicted, Lustful orgasm(juice) pursuing emplo..

Puntabanta

1. Noun. A spoken stock phrase or phrases uttered by a sports commentator or sportsperson in order to fill broadcast airtime rather than to..

Round Teeth

1. bullets, especially from a rapper Ludacris: Bullets gather 'round Then i shoot rounds of round teeth..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Foodsturbation Edit Meaning