Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Mexican Water

1. water found in most mexican towns will cause problems for gringos! You must eat Mucho chile peppers when in Old Mexico it Kill the bugs..

Two In The Cooch, One In The Gooch

1. The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles. "Damn that hermy's gooch..

Xkjy5

1. xkjy5... means nothing bad actually... cause it's used to describe someone who is sweet and nice and a really great friend... someo..

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