Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Sweatering

1. The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching..

Unpissedafied

1. When you are sober!!!!! I am definately not unpissedafied because i cant even say the word. See drunk, sober, ratted, trolleyed, pisse..

Quazard

1. a total douchebag. dylan)dude jake is a toal quazard. ian)ya i know. See douche, jerk, ass, douchebag, divo 1. a total douchebag. ..

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