Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

100

Zymurgic

1. adjective, from zymurgy OED "the art of fermentation" "Lo, the sweet drops of zymurgic labours" - John Keats (or it..

Vom-duffing

1. The sexual act of penetrating a female's vaginal cavity whilst they vomit. partnered with the act of Vom-Chuffing "whilst sh..

Zoomer

1. (v.) When a man hangs penis out of his fly, gets an erection, and runs up and shanks a girl, ass rapes her, and runs away before being s..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Foodsturbation Edit Meaning