Foodsturbation

What is Foodsturbation?

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

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Yarming

1. When a guy fucks a girl in the ass and cums, then slurps it out with a straw. Dave : Hey did you hear? Lisa : What? Dave : Chad total..

Zass

1. Licking a black girls ass hole when she has the runs to get her to stop complaining about the pain I had to zass that bitch to get her ..

W00t-yah

1. An expression os happiness or joy. w00t and booyah combined. I passed eight grade. w00t-yah! See alyssa..

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