Foodvik

What is Foodvik?


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A viking fellow who has the infinitely useful ability to summon giant gnomes, who specialize in smushing oversized peas from outerspace. He apparently is a friend of Blode, Food, Hairy, and the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom.

Foodvik van Bloodersen summoned the giant gnome to defeat the Uber-Pea in Blode - Episode Six: Attack of the Uber-Pea!


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