What is Foof?
1.
a much less vulgar, more acceptable alternate word for the female genital area.
Elex: Allie, are you a virgin?
Allie: No, why do you ask?
Elex: Cuz your foof is major tight.
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2.
An expression after the realization of an amazing occurrence.
after a wicked hot girl walks by
Dan: Hey Paul, did you see that hot girl?
Paul: Foof..!
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3.
The word everybody older than me used instead of "vagina" until I was about sixteen. I still use it now, probably due to force of habit. Even when I'm talking dirty to my missus.
Me: "Does that make your foof feel good?"
Missus: "My what?"
Me: "Too late, anyway."
4.
slang term for the female genitalia. Much less vulagar and more acceptable than the alternative
Amy: omg, i think i've got another yeast infection!
Kat: oh goodness, what makes you think that?
Amy: well my foof smells awful bad!
Max: man, i scored last night!
Zak: You feel her foof or what?
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5.
According to GD Misfits, a foof is
1. a lady's "special place".
2. an ever so slightly more polite way of calling somebody a twat.
1. Her infection gave her a gushy foof.
2. My husband is being a foof today.
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6.
A descriptive word in which one describes a large amount of curly hair upon ones head.
check out the Foof on her head! beautiful!
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7.
A form of flatulence, often found in small unhearable noises coming from your butthole. Similar to the "silent but, deadly" category of passing gas.
Ahh shit i just foofed.
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