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A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a varian..
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the act of fantacising about small dogs in the cavities of large sweaty elderly men whilst having their way with a watermelon possibly w..
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A series of unsuccessful attempts at rear entry ending in guilt, shame and dirty sheets.
"Frank I think you better stop that assbu..