Foojab Edit Meaning

1. To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacke..

1. Margerine that tastes like butter, but is actually margerine. "Oh my good gosh, I honestly can not believe it is not butter" ..

1. The equivalent of a handjob to a guy, but a fingerjob to a girl. I got a really good finger job the other day. See hand job, blow job,..