What is Foompta?
1.
one with friendly values that you hate. Certain problems that you understand why they understand they are being d- bags.
A foompta is the friend that when you are sitting next to a possible spouse and they insist on sitting in between you and her/him.
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2.
The skin between your vag and belly button
the foompta is the sexiest part of the body
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A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion
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When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.
I hated to do it, but I had to shi..
