Foompta

What is Foompta?


1.

one with friendly values that you hate. Certain problems that you understand why they understand they are being d- bags.

A foompta is the friend that when you are sitting next to a possible spouse and they insist on sitting in between you and her/him.

See jackass, ooh, bob, why

2.

The skin between your vag and belly button

the foompta is the sexiest part of the body


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