Fooon

What is Fooon?

A cross between a fork and a spoon; linked to its commonly named cousin, the Spork.

Unlike the spork, a fooon is used to describe a lady garden, minky, or other oddly named girl-bits.

"Crikey" said Kelly. "My fooon is kicking out a right pong. If only someone would invent Fooon-Fresh to banish my odour problems once and for all."

See foon, spork, minge, queef, cheese

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