Foot Commando Edit Meaning

1. When a person notices their bus and/or train departing a block or two away, and they feel they can't make it. Then said person runs..

1. When a person eats a large amount of corn, then the next day takes a shit without wiping, and is immediately fucked in the ass. The cor..

1. Erotic text message(s). I'm all hot and bothered and can't focus at work today because my lover keeps sending me texstacy...