What is Foot Escort?
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One who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around. In addition, escorts often perform fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.
If in need of a good pole smoking, call for a foot escort.
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A person who is overly excited or cheerful, especially about something lame.
All right. I get it - you like American Idol. Quit being..