Foot Long Shlong

What is Foot Long Shlong?

a 12" penis wich creeps around at night and terrorises unexpecting victims. The only known pround owner is mr ged loughney. Who lives in wrexham.

good nite, sleep tight, mind the foot long shlongs dont bite.

if you are ever in wrexham and hear a glock RUN!!!!!

Longpork

1. The meat of a human, specifically when used in reference to culinary arts. Usage is similar to the words 'beef' 'pork&ap..

Umph

1. Power, or lack thereof My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game. See Garrett 2. 1. UMPH - (expression): stated to..

8\_/

1. An emoticon that shows utter amazement, shock etc. The bigger the face the more shocked. Honey...I'm pregnant. 8\_/ Honey? See em..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Foot Long Shlong Edit Meaning