Foot Long Shlong

What is Foot Long Shlong?

a 12" penis wich creeps around at night and terrorises unexpecting victims. The only known pround owner is mr ged loughney. Who lives in wrexham.

good nite, sleep tight, mind the foot long shlongs dont bite.

if you are ever in wrexham and hear a glock RUN!!!!!

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