What is Football Christmas?
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When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.
I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.
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The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.
What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?
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