Football Christmas

What is Football Christmas?

1.

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

2.

The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.

What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?

See Ryan Leaf
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