Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Vectress

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Glambert Syndrome

1. An Obsession with Adam Lambert (American Idol Contestant), which involves the affected to continually talk about Adam, stare at pictures..

Torque One Off

1. to masturbate; to pop off a quick orgasm to calm nerves; I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off be..

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Football Ear Edit Meaning