Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Zomgfu

1. Distortion of omgfu wich is a compression of: "oh my god, fuck!" Widely used as an exclamation mark by real geeks. -Hey ste..

Kep

1. The word is Ok + Yep together = kep. 1:Wanna go to the movies tonight? 2:Kep! 1:You were kepping today, whys that? 2:I just feel so ..

Ridum

1. a mix between ridiculous and dumb...basically sayin somethin was that damn stupid u jus had to make up a word for it man that joke ur m..

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