Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

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Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

One Liner

1. A perfectly timed, short, witty remark. Used to put someone in their place, put someone down, make a humorous remark or observation, or ..

Knitting

1. Getting shagged ! Getting laid... I did some knitting last night ! See having sex, getting laid, shagging, getting some, Brinky 2. E..

While I Websurfed Weak And Weary,

See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..

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