Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Ub-moron

1. People who create Urban Dictionary entries for the sole purpose of attempting to defend whatever pathetic social clique they obediently ..

E-dultery

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Udict

1. The act of trying to submit a word to Urban Dictionary. Not recommended when drunk, or otherwise impeaded as this tends to lead to entri..

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