Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Ohlawdy

1. A highly southern accented version of, "Oh lord". "Ohlawdy! mah pants are on FIRE" See southern, accent, south..

Five To Two

1. A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club. Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>..

Alex Yang

1. A person who enjoys sucking cackle. (see definition) Alex yang just spent hours in my pants. See cackle, alex, yang, sucking, obese..

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