Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Monotistic

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Graglemeister

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Happy Face

1. A round yellow jolly thing with eyes and a smiling mouth. I have a happy face sticker. See Dee 2. The face a man pulls when having s..

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