Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

1. Tongue tied or unable to speak. Timmy: Baby, I love you. Sarah: :& Timmy: I thought you felt the same?..

Mcfreezie

1. The act of receiving a Fellatio while the female partner contains Ice cubes in her mouth Rachael gave me the best McFreezie last night ..

Jookoo

1. ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you See Jake..

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