Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Deophobic

1. having an irrational or unfounded fear of God. From the root "Deo" (having to do with God, i.e. diety) and "Phobia"..

W.g.a.r.a.

1. Who gives a rats ass Pete: Hey Vinny,did you hear the Yankees signed Clemens today?..Vinny: Pete,W.G.A.R.A. See who cares, big deal..

Utilis

1. The sac in which a woman carries a child Diane said " My utilis be tippted that why I's only has one baby" See uterus, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Football Ear Edit Meaning