Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Terrific

1. exciting; enjoyable; pleasurable That concert was terrific. 2. 1.To instill with terror.(similar to horrific: meaning to instill with..

Norwiched

1. A footballing term to signify when a team widely acknowledged as being vastly superior* to their league opponents in every respect play ..

Golden Donkey

1. When a man urinates in a woman's mouth, shits in a woman's mouth, and cums in a woman's mouth, and then turns around and ..

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