Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Nobitrodial

1. The act of being a "nobitrod", or someone who cheats at Scrabble. If you've just made up a word at Scrabble, and gotten a..

Velveeta Cheetah

1. a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy. I was wo..

0vv//3[)

1. Ultimately owned. Spelled 0 (zero) vv (2 v's) //(these thingys) 3 (3) ) ( ,)) You just got 0vv//3) nubs. See owned, ownage, own,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Football Ear Edit Meaning