Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

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Zerpy-terp

1. An undefinable insult. Usually found in general namecalling. Don't be such a zerpy-terp. See Raistlin..

Obhwtf

1. Oh Bloody Hell What The Fuck, much like OMGWTF or Oh my God what the fuck, means what it sounds like it would. OBHWTF! That guy was tot..

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