Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Excused

1. 1.) Alowed to leave. 2.)Released 3.)Forgivin 1./2. Teacher: You are excused class. 3.(friend takes a dank fart) Excuse you, bitch. Se..

Insecting

1. what insects do on weekends. After the praying mantasis are done insecting, the female BITES the head off of the male. See jo, momma, ..

Z0red

1. As in, to get ownz0red, or to get dominated in a game or event. w00t, you totally got z0red that last round...

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