Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Ovaric

1. Relating to the secretions of the ovary that make girls act stupid and/or mentally insane. Your ovaric secretions makes you stupid when..

Robbykish

1. The act of being a nerd and studying all day. Want to go to the game tonight? No I'll be Robbykishing. See robbykish, nerd, lose..

Zenis

1. Same as kneenis. The fleshy part of skin on the outside of your knee, similar to the wenis. Guy to girl: Hey Rose, you wanna feel my ..

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