Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Swollen

1. Very muscular. That nigga was swollen; he must have been on on the football team. 2. extremely cool; very good. Have a swollen day! ..

Jwtf

1. Jesus What The Fuck? more exaggerrated than What The Fuck ( WTF) JWTF did you do to my car? Washed it with rocks, dude. See jwtf, je..

Kesher

1. A drink, usually alcoholic. Used in Dundee, Scotland. Sometimes appreviated to Kesh "I need a kesher" See drink, kesher, k..

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