Football Ear

What is Football Ear?

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.

girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.

Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?

Douchicle

1. someone who is bigger douche than words can describe. a hife tool. Matt Canon. Matt Canon is a huge douchicle See douchicle, douche ba..

Hegemony

1. primary dominance, leadership, or influence over others, especially as exercised by one nation. The military supremacy of the United Na..

Zipper Heads

1. derogitory term for anyone of asian decent lets go torch those zipper heads -full metal jacket See joe schmo..

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