What is Football Hair?
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A hairstyle associated largely with African-American men who play American football; essentially a mass of long, haphazardly-done braids, it is somewhere between
I saw a guy walking down the street the other day. He was about 6'6" in a business suit with a serious case of football hair, and I had to seriously resist the temptation to ask him where he played.
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The mother of all holes. Usually belonging to a female. The orifice became large due to the cock or other cylidrical objects.
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to hide ones teeth with hair from upper lip
That dude has a sweet mustache combover!
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Any clearly visible sexually transmitted disease.
"Dude, I think I got the Nasty Nortons from that chick I met in Portland..."..