Football Mom

What is Football Mom?

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

Bootyheimer

1. The unbearable itch you get when your slightly damp or sweaty ass is pressed into a chair. Yo dude, this bootyheimer is killin' me..

Vip

1. The act of riding in the back seat of a car when the front passenger seat is available. Tommy: "Do you want to sit up front?"..

Hcrt

1. Hardcore retard, behavior or thought that is so stupid the ordinary retards can only stare in awe. Stupidity so massive there are no wor..

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Football Mom Edit Meaning