Football Mom

What is Football Mom?

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

Rigodamndorable

1. when something is more than ridiculously adorable. its ridiculously god damn adorable, or god damn ridiculously adorable. "The you..

And Then You Found Twenty Dollars?

1. Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending. Sarcastic in nature..

Yates Bath

1. To drown a child, like Andrea Yates did. If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm going to give it a Yates Bath! See drown, murd..

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