Football Mom

What is Football Mom?

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

Livermittens

1. Using a warm piece of raw liver to masturbate. Klosh put a pound of liver in the microwave for 45 seconds in order to simulate the temp..

Pub Ammo

1. Useless information (i.e. 0-60 times of cars, heights of the tallest buildings) that you can throw out in a pub/bar/whatever to impress ..

Zarp

1. Zarp: My last name, of Polish origin. Robert Zarp...that's my name...it's not a slang word...what is what up with that?!? Z..

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