What is Footballer?
1.
One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football).
Hey, have you seen that new kid from England?
No, but i hear he is quite the Footballer.
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2.
verb, 'to football'.
Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.
noun, 'Footballer'
The completed act of footballing.
I needed to ram my cock up her
Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.
I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.
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3.
A person who plays the sport futbol(soccer) and has mad skills. They generally live in Europe where their lives revolve around the sport.This player is generally hurt because they have so much skill that they embarrass opponents and makes them mad. If you are a footballer in the USA you are generally discriminated against and will go absolutely no where even with all your talent.
Player#1- Wow! We are getting killed!
Player#2- Yeah we are! It is because of that fricken footballer over there!
Player#1- Someone has to hurt him if we want to win.
EX#2: Eduardo Da Silva= Footballer= Ankle popped out of leg because he owned someone.
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4.
Code name for a hot guy.
- Dude, did you see footballer saturday??
- I knoww he's so hot!
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5.
Soccer player for Americans, football player to the world. Only those with the highest skill are true footballers.
Chelsea are full of true footballers
6.
Stereotypical high-school football player- huge, uncoordinated, toneless muscles, heavy drinker, hosts lots of parties which are so boring that everyone has to drink heavily to amuse themselves, usually has poor grades.
Guy: Our school has a lot of football players, but only a few of them are real Footballers.
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Typical Preppy Ho' Girl: OMG those footballers are soo hott! I'm going to a party this weekend. It's been like a whole week since I was drunk!
