Footies Edit Meaning

1. shorthand for touching cloth, a situation that rears its tommy turtle head when you cant reach the toilet on time "Ooooh this coff..

1. A jewknife is basically a knife with the amazing and astounding power of Jew behind it. "I will stab you with my Jewknife!!!"..

1. A female phenomenon, exhibited by puffy eyes after the viewing of such emotional chick flicks as Forrest Gump or Sleepless in Seattle. ..