Foot-o-phobe

What is Foot-o-phobe?


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Condition: FEAR OF FEET. It's a person with a typical phobic condition in which they feel disturbed and irritated when they look at feet, touch feet (may be their own feet or someone else’s) or even talk about feet. They even dislike people coming and touching their feet. The feeling is unexplainable.

You experience a kind of discomfort and a kind of ire feeling you just cannot explain.

Fear of feet is common amongst the new generation. It can immensely deteriorate the quality of your life.

Foot-o-phobe's are in no way funny or entertaining.

The victim suffers from a kind of psychological imbalance trying to cover his/her feet with shoes and socks even while sleeping.

CAUSES.

The true cause behind the behaviour of foot-o-phobes is not really that clear at present, many experts across the field have determined that most foot-o-phobes have suffered some sort of visual trauma in early childhood. Visual trauma of this kind might include the child witnessing dirty feet, disfigured feet, tinea infected feet, odd feet, flat feet and even no feet, just stumps.

There are rumours of a cure. It is said that there are people out there with feet so beautiful that if a foot-o-phobe catches a glimpse of these amazing feet, they will will be instantly cured. This is yet to be confirmed.

Rebecca: My feet are so hot that if a foot-o-phobe sees my feet, he will want to make out with them.

Adrian: Wow, that's strange. You're strange.

Rebecca: Yeh, a foot-o-phobe would hump my feet until the cows come home.

Adrian: Okkkkk then...

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