Footpenis

What is Footpenis?


1.

1.)When you have a foot-long penis.

2.)If your penis is touching your foot.

3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.

4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".

"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."

See footpenis, foot, john, hancock

2.

The condition of having a freakish penis-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.

Yo, mothafucka, check that footpenis out. I could suck on that nappy ass chuckwad til the motherfuckin Rapture, mothafucka.

See foot, toe, mammy, yo, quiero


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