What is Footpenis?
1.
1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."
See
2.
The condition of having a freakish penis-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.
Yo, mothafucka, check that footpenis out. I could suck on that nappy ass chuckwad til the motherfuckin Rapture, mothafucka.
See
Random Words:
1.
a bare patch on the median or freeway right-of-way where people exit the freeway illegally; often is found exactly halfway between offic..
1.
When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear
"Hey Je..
