Footshmuck Edit Meaning

1. when a girl quiff in your face and excess piss or cum flys at your face at a high volocity last time i eat out that fuckin cunt she gav..

1. Expression of surprise. Not sure of origin, but possibly evolved from the following conversation: Fred: "I inherited several squar..

1. A person whos head has, by some unfortunate misshap taken the form of an electric jug style kettle. "Look at the state of that Ket..