What is Footy?
1.
used in England for shorter version of Football, which americans call Soccer
You goin down the park for a game of Footy?
You watching the footy tongiht?
2.
Footage. From Freebord (skate/snowboard) culture. Video of an individual riding, doing tricks, etc. Typically hosted on a website.
You broke your bord practicing a backflip? Dude, where's your footy?
3.
a fat faggot who loves the cock more than anything. he sits around all day long thinking about dicks he wants to suck. one time in the locker room he tried to suck my dick and it was quite frightening i tried to push him away but he took me down the rolls on his body squished me and i couldnt move so i twisted his man titties till they turned purple.
i think he likes to suck penis because he is fat and people make fun of him so when he is giving head he feels good about himself and it boosts his self motivation.
i also think he needs to get the huge penis out of his butt its affecting him at school and in his studies. i think thats why hes so retarded.
hey footy get off my dick!
your such a footy stop suckings guys's dicks.
why are you such a footy i dont like it when you suck my dick?
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4.
A shortened version of the word football used in:
Australia to mean either:
England to mean:
I'm off to the footy this Friday night to see my beloved Kangaroos thump Collingwood. Man those Magpie supporters are bogans.
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5.
Short for "football", used in Australia to describe Australian Rules Football, Rugby League and sometimes even Rugby Union.
We're off to the footy.
6.
Slang for football - can mean many different sports depending where said -
Australia -
U.S.A -
Europe, South America - They call it
Asia, Anywhere else - I dunno wtf it means
Footy is fun to play and watch, both especially more fun if you are shitfaced.
7.
What Europeans should call there football, so they stop complaining on what we call there soccer. Honestly, the word soccer was used by EUROPEANS before Americans used it!
And no, we don't call football footy
Soccer - Footy
American Football - Football
Rugby Football - Rugby
Canadian Football - CFL
Aussie Rules - Whatever the fuck you want
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