What is Footy Fag?
1.
A sub human race found in all Australian towns, Footy Fags are basically the Australian version of Chavs and Townies. Their culture revolves mainly around The "NRL" the Australian rugby league. They are all sheep, wearing the same homo cloth's they got from some surf shop and listen to the same mainstream music made by no-talent slut’s and "gangsters", all Footys try and imitate their football idols buy having the same gay little "solly" cut and acting like a general douche bag. They spend their spare time either jumping on each other chasing after a ball, getting pissed on grog they scabbed off the older footy fags or wasting time at the local mall yelling abuse at anyone who isn’t a footy e. g Emos, Goths, Moshers,, Skaters, Nerds, Geeks, Artistic people, Punks, People of Ethnicity, Arab of any kind, Leb, , or anyone that thinks for themself. Most often the footy males have a group of disease carrying cumpsters who follow them around, who are apparently all so “pritty” according to each other most all of them end up doing hairdressing at taff. They disrupt classrooms and this reflects their results which are always poor, but they don’t need to study because “their uncle is gonna give em job fencing on his farm”. Basically if you see a footy stab him to death before it has a chance to reproduce.
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Footy fag 2- Durr
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Footy Fag is a term me and my mates use for anyone that is popular, and love football (AFL, Rugby or Soccer). Usually pricks that want to start shit but can't finish shit. They like rap, mainstream metal, and like to be all "kool" and shit.
They are actually the scum of the earth, who take pleasure in teasing the poor guy.
The poor guys are anyone who isn't a footy fag.
Emos, Goths, Moshers, BMXers, Skaters, Nerds, Geeks, Artistic people, Punks, People of Ethnicity, Arab of any kind, Leb, Maori, or anyone that they just don't like.
Footy Fag: Hey you emo fag Sturt
Mosher Stu: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME CUNT???
Footy Fag: Called you emo. Got a problem go slit your wrist and cry.
*Footy Fags laugh amungst each other*
Mosher Stu: *Puts down bag* THATS IT YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN NOW!
*Catches the Footy Fag and beats the living shit out of the cunt*
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